Ron Jeremy's Keg

Holy slippery vaginas Batman, that's a big drum of lube. Now we know who the Playboy Mansion and Bunny Ranch trust for all their moist party solutions.

It comes complete with a pump as well. Hey, in this economy, $1200 bucks for a 55 gallon drum is more expensive than gas, so they better be willing to toss something else in there.

Bugs Made Convenient

There was once a time when if you had a hankering for a bunch of ladybugs you could send your kids out with a piece of tuppleware and get your pickings within an hour. The internet has changed that as all it takes is getting on Amazon and hope they don't suffocate in the mail.

The sad part is that nobody is selling live fireflies.