End of the World as We Know It

Some people know the end of the world is coming. So how do you prep without anybody knowing? Apparently Amazon will let you discreetly prepare for the apocalypse and ship it to you with your books, speculums and yodeling pickles.

You can even save your kid if so inclined (they tend to use resources) without the neighbors suspecting a thing.

 Completely confidential. Just give name, address and credit card number.

Yodeling Pickle

Someone woke up one day and decided that the world was sorely missing yodeling pickles. There is a huge intersection of pickle fans and yodelers that have simply been ignored by the market up to now. He somehow found a like minded person willing to rectify this great wrong.

The result is this:

What would you actually do with this? Probably depends on just how dirty your mind is.