End of the World as We Know It

Some people know the end of the world is coming. So how do you prep without anybody knowing? Apparently Amazon will let you discreetly prepare for the apocalypse and ship it to you with your books, speculums and yodeling pickles.

You can even save your kid if so inclined (they tend to use resources) without the neighbors suspecting a thing.

 Completely confidential. Just give name, address and credit card number.