Well Pampered Bacon

Kobe beef gets lots of renown in foodie circles for cows that get pampered with massage to keep its meat at the prime of its succulence. It's so good that people pay top dollar for knockoffs without knowing the difference

Good news everyone (as long as you aren't Jewish or Muslim). You can now learn how to keep your pork in perfect balance using acupuncture.

Can't you just taste the juicy chops and luscious bacon already? No? Someone out there is willing to spend $30 a pound for it anyway.