Bacon vs Tofu

Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu. No national stereotypes on display here.

Okay, I can see how people want their bacon to have some 'tude. Here in America we've managed to turn bacon into a meme and industry on itself and damn it, we want to wage the ultimate battle of lifestyle food choices from the comfort of our air conditioned couches.

As far as who wins: Bacon beats the ever living crap of monocle cube, but dies an early death from congestive heart failure after a quadruple bypass.