Why Should the Military Have all the Fun

As featured during the Occupy Wall Street Protests and available to you via amazon:

 

 

No need to wait on the SWAT teams to address rebellious youngsters forming drum circles; this is the 21st century after all. Works well on hippies, students, homeless, and other undesirables prone to inconvenient gatherings in public venues.

 

It is best advised for this product to be used away from smartphones, cameras or other devices with access to the internet.