You're a Shithead (literally)

 



The only way to do this fashion gem justice is paired with a NASCAR jacket, PBR shirt and your finest pair of painting pants. Socks and sandals can be used to dress the ensemble up for bingo social night, but you don't want to overpower the magnificence of wearing a turd on your cap.

And if the rest of the trailer park starts calling you a little low class it's just that they aren't gutsy enough to plummet to the full depths of trashiness.