Stink Buddies

One of the strange truths of the world is that guys dig poop. Adam Sandler has made an entire career out of this. I have to wonder if pair of these guys were made by a scorned woman specifically to break this habit.

 

This isn't a new concept as the Japanese have been doing this for years. Stick two big eyes above a tiny mouth and anything becomes cute. Squeezably cute. Squeezably emasculating.

 

 

Gents, it's official. Poop has been ruined for you.