Swiss Army Knife For Your Swiss Army Knife

Ever in a situation where you needed an allen wrench, a fish scaler and a compass at the same time? Well, just in case, someone put the swiss army knife on steroids.

Of course it does have some con according to the reviews:

I tried to file my nails and I ended up putting a corkscrew through my hand. I put it in my pocket and it circumcised me. I tried to open a can of beans and it chiseled through the can. I tried tweezing my stubble and it clamped on my tongue. I use the allen wrench and it cheats on my wife! I hammer a nail and it marries my cat! It refuses to do anything it's supposed to.

For the price I expect my knife to be sentient.