Reason Why Americans are Fat #42,666

In a world where chocolate covered bacon is a reality and the Texas state fair has proven that any food can and will be deep fried, these would be nothing more than a light snack.

Oh crap. I do live in that world. And in the same country that's given us deep fried butter, PB&J and Coke. And since those all came out of the Texas state fair, I will blame them for this. Even if innocent, you know it was only a matter of time.

At least they're sugar free. Gotta think of the diabetics.