A Pimp Named J.R. Junior

"Mom, I wanna dress as a pimp for Halloween."
"Do you even know what that is?"
"Sure. They slap hos around."

Please check the proper response:

1. I'm blocking MTV, VH1, and BET.
2. Hand over your iPod/MP3 player. You're cut off.
3. Well, I guess it'd be kinda cute.

If you answer number three, please pick up your phone as child services is on the line.